Haha, funny joke
Haha, I have one of those jokes that only I find funny, but insist on sharing with everyone I talk to in a futile attempt to find someone with a sense of humor as refined as mine. Here goes:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him.... what?
A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I am sure you are all dying of laughter in your chair right now.
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I laughed, I'll admit it.
I have a joke that I always tell that is NOT FUNNY. Except to me. I think it's hilarious. Because I have problems. I'm sure a lot of you have heard this already 'cause I really tell it a fair amount. To those people: it's the sandwhich joke, you've been warned. Now that it's been built up way, way, way too much. Ahem.
A Sandwhich walks in to a bar. The bar tender stops him from sitting down and says, "Hey, we don't serve food here!"
Sad thing is, I'm actually laughing right now.
I think both of those jokes are pretty cute. I admit, Susan's sandwich joke gets me every time. That's one of the nice things about having a bad memory.
The downside of having a bad memory is that I can only remember two jokes that are even remotely funny, and one of them is slightly offensive. Here's the non-offensive one:
Two atoms are walking down the street when one turns to the other and says: "I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the second proton asks. The first proton replies: "I'm positive!"
Haha.
The atom joke is pretty funny too. Granted, you have to be a pretty big nerd (W&M dork?) to think so probably.
Thanks for your support of Susan's sandwhich joke. I appreciate it, and so does that poor hungry little sandwhich.
Those are funny too. Here's another joke: Ice Cube is going to be in the next Triple-X movie, replacing Vin Diesel. Ahahahhaahahahahahaha! Haha. *Ahem*.
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