Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day!!! In honor of this wonderful holiday, I will share my favorite pirate joke, which all of you have probably heard five times, but I'm sure will still crack you up (it always gets me!)

A pirate walks into a bar and he has what seems to be a steering wheel attached to the front of his breeches. He goes up to the bartender and orders a rum. As he serves him, the bartender says, "I don't mean to intrude, but do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willy?" The pirate replies, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"

Hahahaha! (Or should I say, harrrr harrrr harrrr harrrr?)