Bad pop music

Ok, so my friend David and I are compiling a list of BAD pop songs. Not bad in an awesomely bad way (e.g. Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress me Much," Backstreet Boys' "I Want it That Way"). Bad in a this-makes-me-want-to-cut-my-ears-off-and-die way. The list is very exclusive. If you can rock out to even a tiny part of a song, it doesn't make the cut.
Understandably, this list is highly subjective. So, to keep from offending anyone, I am not going to post the results of this survey. If you would like to see the list that David and I develop, let me know, promise not to get upset if you find your favorite artist occupies spot number three, and I will send you our findings.
If you have any nominations for "Worst Pop Song EVER," let me know. I promise not to get my feelings hurt if you suggest that Jennifer Lopez is semi-untalented, or that NSync is a group best forgotten.